The Roman Empire's got nothing on us!

Gladiators? We don't need no stinkin Gladiators!

We've got abortion contests

What an incredible idea! Brilliant! Druel for moloch over AM airwaves so that every decent child and parent can throw up on the dashboards. Yeah, you gotta love shock-jock radio. So glad Clear Channel Communications stayed ahead of the curb on this one.

But the ratings were good. So it's all OK.

What a fantastic use of our airwaves!

(You can tell I still need to practice the Old Oligarch's advice, can't you?)

via Amy Welborn