Reasonable Moloch Worshippers' "Choice" Delight

The Reasonable have spoken. It's completely unacceptable and exclusive to say "Merry Christmas." But that shouldn't stop the promotion of the sacred rites to Moloch. Therefore "Choice" cards are now the reason for the season.

Spero News has this story: "Planned Parenthood sells pro-choice holiday cards"

Observe the audacity of these Reasonable disciples of Moloch:

This Christmas, forget the stuffed stockings hanging by the chimney and yuletide visions. Instead, Planned Parenthood wants supporters to spread its message by sending out "Choice On Earth Cards."

The five cards are offered for sale on Planned Parenthood's web site with donations pitches that reads "Tis the season to share with family, friends, colleagues, and loved ones the messages of 'Choice on Earth' or 'Peace Hope Justice.' Place your orders now for the 2005 Holiday Card'' or "This holiday season, make an online donation to Planned Parenthood and you can send one of our five Choice on Earth e-cards to your loved ones, to let them know you have made a very special gift in their honor."

"Your tax-deductible holiday gift will help Planned Parenthood fight to ensure that women’s health and rights are championed across the country — from your local pharmacy to the U.S. Supreme Court," reads Planned Parenthood's website.

That decision has riled some Christians.

"They're at it again,'' said Jim Sedlak, executive director of American Life League's STOPP International. "Despite having made efforts earlier this year to position itself as an organization supporting Christian principles, Planned Parenthood has once again chosen to offend Christians by selling its distasteful 'Choice on Earth' cards.''

But of course! Only those Foolish Christians would be offended at these Reasonably tasteful cards. And what could be more important than the veneration of that most necessary sacrament, the sacred rites to Moloch that ensure the pursuit of the One Thing that Matters?

Antics like these expose Planned Parenthood for the zealous, moloch-worshipping institution that it is. They join their Reasonable elites in attempting to secularize Christmas and promote their absolute individualist agenda. Never mind that an overwhelming majority of this country celebrates the true meaning of Christmas. The only thing that matters is imposing what's Reasonable. No matter how many Fools want no part of it.