Unbecoming Levity on ATM Insecurity

Now this is funny! Chuck at Unbecoming Levity faces down two ATMs that 1)want his card and 2) waste his time. It begins so well:

So last night I'm headed out to Papa Ginos to pick up dinner for my family. I decide to stop at a drive-up ATM to get cash. I choose the ICU ATM on Electric Avenue in Fitchburg, MA. The screen says: "Please insert your card." So I do. It blinks once and says: "Please insert your card." Um...

Didn't I just do that?

Crap.

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