Hot or Cold, the Curt Jester Lets you Know!

If you really have to know whether you're spiritually hot or cold,
the Curt Jester has the tool that tells you so.
If You're scared you're on the freeze, or you're burning at the knees,
Try the Spiritual Thermometer if you please!

You can't take the chance, don't hesitate!
Get ST-1000 don't you wait!

Where he comes up with these priceless gems of satire, only he knows. I'm glad he's got the wit and the photoshop hands to back it up. If he's not part of your steady blogging diet, then put him at the top of your food chain!