Bom Noite, good people, Bom Noite

And now, dear readers, I take my leave of you. For you see, My blushing bride and I have more celebrating to do. For on this very day five years ago, The most magnificient woman in the world joined me at the Altar to share her life with me. Such miracles must be celebrated with extravagence. Well, the wining and dining have been done with abandon. Now it's time for us to celebrate our anniversary, ahem, to the fullest. 'Nough said, I'm sure.

Good night, y'all. See you tomorrow.